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Realtor (n.): Full-Time Therapist. Occasional House Shower. – 40oz Tumbler 🧠🏘️☕

Realtor (n.): Full-Time Therapist. Occasional House Shower. – 40oz Tumbler 🧠🏘️☕

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Clients. Closings. Emotional damage. Real estate isn’t just about selling homes—it’s about surviving the drama. This 40oz therapist-style Realtor tumbler is made for agents who know every deal comes with a side of psychology.

With a bold black matte finish and a hilarious definition print, it’s the perfect conversation starter… or coping mechanism. Keep your caffeine close and your boundaries closer.

Why You’ll Love It
🧠 Realtor definition-style design that hits too real
🖤 Matte black finish with full-color house and quote design
☕ Mega 40oz capacity for long listing days
💧 Double-wall insulated with straw + secure lid
🎁 Great gift for seasoned agents, sarcastic closers, or client-weary teams

Product Features
40 oz stainless steel body
Black matte powder-coated finish
Double-walled insulation
Clear lid with straw
Dishwasher safe
BPA-free and leak-resistant
Comfy, easy-grip handle

 

Tumbler Specs
Material: Stainless steel
Capacity: 40 oz
Color: Black
Size: Approx. 10.5 in tall x 3.85 in base
Includes: Lid + reusable straw
Use: Cold or hot drinks

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